Dont you hate when a girl say "I dont wanna settle". Bitch, if you broke and aint got nothin urself the nigga is settling for your ass!
And dont get me started on them girls who got Gucci this, Louis that but sweating they hair out riding the bus in the summer...
On Memorial Day I saw a nigga in SouthWest Philly waiting for the bus with an iPad 2 in his hand. My nigga, you have life all the way fucked up...
FELLAS: If you baggin all females that look like shit buckets you are not a pimp. You are a Duck Hunter. Just puttin that out there...
Niggas with fake shoes must be killed....
I saw a new chick with an ass so fat the other day when I was at the Financial Aid office at school that I almost hit her with the Quagmire "Giggity" look. Its gonna be a promising Fall semester...
Why this one girl keep texting me asking if she can have my dick? Should I be flattered or scared?....I mean i cut the chick of almosta year ago and haven't talked to her since....
I dont wanna change my #, thats vaginal shit....
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